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: #Laughs |Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program?Abbott: Yes, that's correct.Costello: No, what is it?Abbott: Yes.Costello: So, which is the one?Abbott: No.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

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: #Laughs What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea.

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: #Laughs The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, "Have you been fooling around with the waitress?!" "Oh no, sir, I sure haven't," replied the bartender.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.

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: #Laughs The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?""None," replied Johnny, "cause th

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: #Laughs All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems.

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: #Laughs PCMCIA- People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity SCSI- System Can't See It BASIC- Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control IBM- I Blame Microsoft CD-ROM- Consumer D

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: #Laughs I knew this guy.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents? A: He's the stiff one.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start? Well first I created the sun, then the earth...

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: #Laughs A man was complaining to a friend. "I had it all.

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: #Laughs Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine.

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: #Laughs The police are looking for a thief with one eye Why don't they use two?

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: #Laughs An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman, he says, "You're in charge of sho

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: #Laughs A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes."Hello, hello, hello!" he screamed at them."Aren't you talking to me?" his missus snapped.

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: #Laughs What sort of a car has your dad got? I can't remember the name.

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: #Laughs The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher to began his sermon when two masked men burst into the church and said "Whoever is not willing to take a bullet for Jesus better leave now." More than half of the congregation j

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: #Laughs |Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program?Abbott: Yes, that's correct.Costello: No, what is it?Abbott: Yes.Costello: So, which is the one?Abbott: No.

: #Laughs Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

: #Laughs What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea.

: #Laughs The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, "Have you been fooling around with the waitress?!" "Oh no, sir, I sure haven't," replied the bartender.

: #Laughs Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.

: #Laughs The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength.

: #Laughs Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?""None," replied Johnny, "cause th

: #Laughs All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems.

: #Laughs PCMCIA- People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity SCSI- System Can't See It BASIC- Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control IBM- I Blame Microsoft CD-ROM- Consumer D

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: #Laughs I knew this guy.

: #Laughs Q: How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents? A: He's the stiff one.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start? Well first I created the sun, then the earth...

: #Laughs A man was complaining to a friend. "I had it all.

: #Laughs Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine.

: #Laughs The police are looking for a thief with one eye Why don't they use two?

: #Laughs An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman, he says, "You're in charge of sho

: #Laughs A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes."Hello, hello, hello!" he screamed at them."Aren't you talking to me?" his missus snapped.

: #Laughs What sort of a car has your dad got? I can't remember the name.

: #Laughs The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher to began his sermon when two masked men burst into the church and said "Whoever is not willing to take a bullet for Jesus better leave now." More than half of the congregation j

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