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: #Laughs Where is the best place to hide a lawyer? In a brief case.

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: #Laughs Yo mamma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in a headlock!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the new computer virus?It's called the "Lorena Bobbit Virus".Apparently, it turns your hard drive into a 3 1/2 inch floppy!

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: #Laughs I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.

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: #Laughs A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse in the country.One day, the papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmmm, I smell sausage!" The momma mole poked her head outside of the hole and said, "Mm

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: #Laughs A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster.

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: #Laughs |OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out of timeOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just unwindOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just wind downOLD WEATHERMEN never die, they reign foreverOLD WHITE WATER RAFTERS

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: #Laughs Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated? Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile! Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland! Pupil: A reindeer Teacher: Good, now name another. Class: Another reindeer!

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: #Laughs A man visits the doctor's because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough examination, the doctor consults with the patient.Doctor: 'It appears that the reason for your stuttering is that your penis is about six inches too long and it

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: #Laughs "The thrill is gone from my marriage," Brian told his best friend Mike.

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: #Laughs a dyslexic man walks into a bra...Sent by Robert

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: #Laughs Two parrots are sitting on a perch.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ? A flat fish !

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: #Laughs A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to have a perfect memory.

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: #Laughs How to hunt elephants -- Lawyer's styleLawyers don't hunt elephants, but they do follow the herdsaround arguing about who owns the droppings.

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: #Laughs Why do dentists like potatoes? Because they are so filling.

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: #Laughs What do cows do when they're introduced? They give each other a milk shake!

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: #Laughs After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past."C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?""Baby, " he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit."Kim promi

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: #Laughs George W.

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: #Laughs Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr.

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: #Laughs Where is the best place to hide a lawyer? In a brief case.

: #Laughs Yo mamma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in a headlock!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the new computer virus?It's called the "Lorena Bobbit Virus".Apparently, it turns your hard drive into a 3 1/2 inch floppy!

: #Laughs I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.

: #Laughs A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse in the country.One day, the papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmmm, I smell sausage!" The momma mole poked her head outside of the hole and said, "Mm

: #Laughs A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster.

: #Laughs |OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out of timeOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just unwindOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just wind downOLD WEATHERMEN never die, they reign foreverOLD WHITE WATER RAFTERS

: #Laughs Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated? Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile! Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland! Pupil: A reindeer Teacher: Good, now name another. Class: Another reindeer!

: #Laughs A man visits the doctor's because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough examination, the doctor consults with the patient.Doctor: 'It appears that the reason for your stuttering is that your penis is about six inches too long and it

: #Laughs "The thrill is gone from my marriage," Brian told his best friend Mike.

: #Laughs a dyslexic man walks into a bra...Sent by Robert

: #Laughs Two parrots are sitting on a perch.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ? A flat fish !

: #Laughs A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to have a perfect memory.

: #Laughs How to hunt elephants -- Lawyer's styleLawyers don't hunt elephants, but they do follow the herdsaround arguing about who owns the droppings.

: #Laughs Why do dentists like potatoes? Because they are so filling.

: #Laughs What do cows do when they're introduced? They give each other a milk shake!

: #Laughs After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past."C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?""Baby, " he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit."Kim promi

: #Laughs George W.

: #Laughs Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr.

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