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: #Laughs Q: What's the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad? A: You shout out, "B-52" --------------------------------

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: #Laughs A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.

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: #Laughs |Redmond, WA -- Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced yesterday the introduction of a new product for Windows 95: Microsoft Panhandling."The idea came to me the other day when a homeless man asked me for

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: #Laughs Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 - 1 to make the batter and 29 to peel the smarties.

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: #Laughs What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!

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: #Laughs On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in which there is a victim.

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: #Laughs And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?" And His disciples answered unto Him, "Master, thou art the supreme eschatological manifestation of omnipotent ecclesiastical authority, the absolute, divine, sace

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: #Laughs Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

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: #Laughs Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk or take a dog?

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? Bike carbonate of soda !

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: #Laughs "Professor, I hear your wife has had twins.

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: #Laughs Taming Wild Cats by Claude Face

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: #Laughs How do you know that a elephant's been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter.

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: #Laughs A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness.

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: #Laughs Michael: It's hard for my sister to eat. Maureen: Why ? Michael: She can't bear to stop talking.

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: #Laughs Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved? A: The United States of America!

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: #Laughs "My birthday's coming" Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"

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: #Laughs Q: What's the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad? A: You shout out, "B-52" --------------------------------

: #Laughs A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends.

: #Laughs What's the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.

: #Laughs Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.

: #Laughs |Redmond, WA -- Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced yesterday the introduction of a new product for Windows 95: Microsoft Panhandling."The idea came to me the other day when a homeless man asked me for

: #Laughs Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 - 1 to make the batter and 29 to peel the smarties.

: #Laughs What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!

: #Laughs On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in which there is a victim.

: #Laughs And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?" And His disciples answered unto Him, "Master, thou art the supreme eschatological manifestation of omnipotent ecclesiastical authority, the absolute, divine, sace

: #Laughs Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

: #Laughs Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk or take a dog?

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? Bike carbonate of soda !

: #Laughs "Professor, I hear your wife has had twins.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Taming Wild Cats by Claude Face

: #Laughs How do you know that a elephant's been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter.

: #Laughs A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness.

: #Laughs Michael: It's hard for my sister to eat. Maureen: Why ? Michael: She can't bear to stop talking.

: #Laughs Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved? A: The United States of America!

: #Laughs "My birthday's coming" Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"

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