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: #Laughs |A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store.

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: #Laughs A little boy went into a baker's' 'How much are those cakes ? he asked 'Two for 25 cents,' said the baker ' How much does one cost ?' asked the boy '13 cents,' said the baker 'Then I'll take the other one for 12 cents !' said the

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: #Laughs A man was trimming his bushes.

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: #Laughs Two drunks walk into a bar.

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: #Laughs Have you seen www.smallearthquake.com? Yes, its's no great shakes!

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: #Laughs How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone? You get a tizzy signal!

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people don't give a hoot about anything I say.

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: #Laughs A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent officer says- "you can't patent a peach, the peach has already been patented!"And the farmer says, "Oh no.

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: #Laughs Henry Abel's son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him what the problem was.

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: #Laughs How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !

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: #Laughs |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.

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: #Laughs Yo Mama's so fat she sank the Titanic!

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: #Laughs A man comes home from work one night to catch his blonde girlfriend sliding down the banister naked.

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: #Laughs A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

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: #Laughs What do cows like to line dance to ? Any kind of moosic you like !

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: #Laughs What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob

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: #Laughs Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory? Because he went crackers.

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: #Laughs What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? An e-mergency.

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!

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: #Laughs Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China? A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

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: #Laughs |A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store.

: #Laughs A little boy went into a baker's' 'How much are those cakes ? he asked 'Two for 25 cents,' said the baker ' How much does one cost ?' asked the boy '13 cents,' said the baker 'Then I'll take the other one for 12 cents !' said the

: #Laughs A man was trimming his bushes.

: #Laughs Two drunks walk into a bar.

: #Laughs Have you seen www.smallearthquake.com? Yes, its's no great shakes!

: #Laughs How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone? You get a tizzy signal!

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people don't give a hoot about anything I say.

: #Laughs A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent officer says- "you can't patent a peach, the peach has already been patented!"And the farmer says, "Oh no.

: #Laughs Henry Abel's son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him what the problem was.

: #Laughs How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !

: #Laughs |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.

: #Laughs Yo Mama's so fat she sank the Titanic!

: #Laughs A man comes home from work one night to catch his blonde girlfriend sliding down the banister naked.

: #Laughs A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

: #Laughs What do cows like to line dance to ? Any kind of moosic you like !

: #Laughs What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob

: #Laughs Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory? Because he went crackers.

: #Laughs What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? An e-mergency.

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!

: #Laughs Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China? A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

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