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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer. Well bring him in so I can cure him. I can't, I need to use him to finish my homework.

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: #Laughs A pair of tourists were out in the fields when they discovered an abandoned well near an old farm house.

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: #Laughs Don't you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren't you just dying to know what you got?

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: #Laughs A priest was called away for an emergency.

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: #Laughs This morning I felt that today was going to be my lucky day.

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: #Laughs What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual air bags!

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: #Laughs Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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: #Laughs Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch.

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: #Laughs Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears.

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: #Laughs A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond.

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: #Laughs I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

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: #Laughs A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?""Yes," she replied in a loud voice, "I'm the receptionist at the V.D.

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: #Laughs 1.

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: #Laughs What 8-letter word has one letter in it? Envelope.

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: #Laughs A couple returned from their honeymoon and it's obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other.

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: #Laughs Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?

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: #Laughs What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service.

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: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?A: Cockerpoodledoo!Q: What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?A: A shaggy dogs tale!Q: Why do dogs run in circles?A: Because its hard to run in squares

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: #Laughs An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses.

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: #Laughs Personally, I like to stay and read the credits.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer. Well bring him in so I can cure him. I can't, I need to use him to finish my homework.

: #Laughs A pair of tourists were out in the fields when they discovered an abandoned well near an old farm house.

: #Laughs Don't you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren't you just dying to know what you got?

: #Laughs A priest was called away for an emergency.

: #Laughs This morning I felt that today was going to be my lucky day.

: #Laughs What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual air bags!

: #Laughs Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

: #Laughs Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch.

: #Laughs Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears.

: #Laughs A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond.

: #Laughs I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

: #Laughs A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?""Yes," she replied in a loud voice, "I'm the receptionist at the V.D.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs What 8-letter word has one letter in it? Envelope.

: #Laughs A couple returned from their honeymoon and it's obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other.

: #Laughs Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?

: #Laughs What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service.

: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?A: Cockerpoodledoo!Q: What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?A: A shaggy dogs tale!Q: Why do dogs run in circles?A: Because its hard to run in squares

: #Laughs An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses.

: #Laughs Personally, I like to stay and read the credits.

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