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: #Laughs How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching? He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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: #Laughs How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !

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: #Laughs Man: "Haven't we met before?"Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."Man: "Is this seat empty?"Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you si

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: #Laughs The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen converting the electrical service from overhead lines to buried cable.

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: #Laughs The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde? A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

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: #Laughs Pilot: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel." Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!" Pilot: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know wh

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: #Laughs It's the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to a stop light where a policeman on his horse is waiting for the light to change.The policeman looks over at Johnny and says, "Got that bike for Christmas, sonny?"The youngster r

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: #Laughs Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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: #Laughs There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy.

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: #Laughs |A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D.

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: #Laughs A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a sign in the window: "Christian Horse for Sale." Being that the Pastor owned a large ranch, he was immediately interested, and went into the shop.The owner took the Pastor out to the ba

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: #Laughs |Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a spin!

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: #Laughs Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof? Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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: #Laughs Is there big money in the cattle business? So I've herd!

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: #Laughs What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? - "Hey, little girl, you want to buy some candy?"

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: #Laughs Top Ten Signs You are an Internet Geek...10.

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: #Laughs What did the bell say when it fell in the water? I'm wringing wet.

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: #Laughs |An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.

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: #Laughs Man walks into the Doctors office.

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: #Laughs How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching? He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

: #Laughs How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !

: #Laughs Man: "Haven't we met before?"Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."Man: "Is this seat empty?"Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you si

: #Laughs The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen converting the electrical service from overhead lines to buried cable.

: #Laughs The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde? A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

: #Laughs Pilot: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel." Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!" Pilot: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know wh

: #Laughs It's the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to a stop light where a policeman on his horse is waiting for the light to change.The policeman looks over at Johnny and says, "Got that bike for Christmas, sonny?"The youngster r

: #Laughs Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

: #Laughs There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy.

: #Laughs |A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D.

: #Laughs A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a sign in the window: "Christian Horse for Sale." Being that the Pastor owned a large ranch, he was immediately interested, and went into the shop.The owner took the Pastor out to the ba

: #Laughs |Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a spin!

: #Laughs Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof? Because he wanted to feel his oats!

: #Laughs Is there big money in the cattle business? So I've herd!

: #Laughs What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? - "Hey, little girl, you want to buy some candy?"

: #Laughs Top Ten Signs You are an Internet Geek...10.

: #Laughs What did the bell say when it fell in the water? I'm wringing wet.

: #Laughs |An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.

: #Laughs Man walks into the Doctors office.

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