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: #Laughs Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the bottom.Son: But I want to learn to swim?

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: #Laughs Two men went to the desert for a vacation.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year.

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: #Laughs Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up? Because the first thing a child looks up is "dog." The second is "snake." And under snake, the encyclopedia says "See Lawyer."

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a curtain.

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: #Laughs What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ? The registration of the car that ran him over !

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: #Laughs A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"She replied, "Im having a baby."With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

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: #Laughs Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !

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: #Laughs |Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War pewter ornament collection.

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: #Laughs |There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After the tanks and the troops and the planes and the missiles rolled by there came ten men dressed in black.

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: #Laughs Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries so they will know what he really wants, but everyone else will ignore.So one day, he hires a new secretary, and then calls her over the intercom.

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: #Laughs A man calls his wife and says to her, "Honey, I just got the chance of alifetime to go on a week-long fishing trip with my boss.

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: #Laughs Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North Carolina campus.

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: #Laughs What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You're not owld enough.

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: #Laughs |Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball."I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person.

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: #Laughs What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !

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: #Laughs What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!

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: #Laughs "We'd like a room, please," the bloke said, nodding toward his misses.

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: #Laughs Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the bottom.Son: But I want to learn to swim?

: #Laughs Two men went to the desert for a vacation.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year.

: #Laughs Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up? Because the first thing a child looks up is "dog." The second is "snake." And under snake, the encyclopedia says "See Lawyer."

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a curtain.

: #Laughs What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ? The registration of the car that ran him over !

: #Laughs A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"She replied, "Im having a baby."With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

: #Laughs Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !

: #Laughs |Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War pewter ornament collection.

: #Laughs |There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After the tanks and the troops and the planes and the missiles rolled by there came ten men dressed in black.

: #Laughs Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries so they will know what he really wants, but everyone else will ignore.So one day, he hires a new secretary, and then calls her over the intercom.

: #Laughs A man calls his wife and says to her, "Honey, I just got the chance of alifetime to go on a week-long fishing trip with my boss.

: #Laughs Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North Carolina campus.

: #Laughs What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You're not owld enough.

: #Laughs |Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball."I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person.

: #Laughs What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !

: #Laughs What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!

: #Laughs "We'd like a room, please," the bloke said, nodding toward his misses.

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