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: #Laughs Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

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: #Laughs It was the age when knighthood was in flower.A young lady was pounding away at a piece ofiron with a sledgehammer.

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: #Laughs "And how's yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!"

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: #Laughs What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark? Is that your final ant, sir!

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: #Laughs |LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come.

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: #Laughs James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha started out the door, then stopped, turned around, and said, "James, this time you should go check to see if the coffee pot is off, television plugs are pulled, lamp

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: #Laughs How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.

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: #Laughs How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You get a buzzy signal.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes? A: They take off their makeup.

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: #Laughs Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting? Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

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: #Laughs |A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented.

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: #Laughs A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher.

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: #Laughs Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being.

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: #Laughs If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get? Milk and quackers!

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: #Laughs |A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet.

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: #Laughs Mrs.

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: #Laughs Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!

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: #Laughs Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding? A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

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: #Laughs There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days.

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: #Laughs Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

: #Laughs It was the age when knighthood was in flower.A young lady was pounding away at a piece ofiron with a sledgehammer.

: #Laughs "And how's yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!"

: #Laughs What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark? Is that your final ant, sir!

: #Laughs |LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come.

: #Laughs James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha started out the door, then stopped, turned around, and said, "James, this time you should go check to see if the coffee pot is off, television plugs are pulled, lamp

: #Laughs How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.

: #Laughs How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You get a buzzy signal.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes? A: They take off their makeup.

: #Laughs Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting? Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

: #Laughs |A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented.

: #Laughs A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher.

: #Laughs Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being.

: #Laughs If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get? Milk and quackers!

: #Laughs |A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet.

: #Laughs Mrs.

: #Laughs Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!

: #Laughs Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding? A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

: #Laughs There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days.

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