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: #Laughs Q: What's one thing everybody sees in a blonde? A: A dick.

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: #Laughs A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession, asks an older priest what he should give a cocksucker."Oh," says the older priest, "give the altar boy a dollar or so, if you feel like it.

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: #Laughs What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples? "Don't tell the farmer.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Godzilla Barbie ...six foot tall lizard with Barbie head

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: #Laughs Why do teachers use a bamboo cane? Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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: #Laughs A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in oral sex.

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: #Laughs Why is food better than men? Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

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: #Laughs OPERATOR, WE'VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate Regulated Industries Committee, which oversees such monopolies as the phone company, after his wife charged in a divorce proceeding that McKay had bee

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: #Laughs Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane.

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: #Laughs Why is a dog so warm in Summer? He wears a coat and pants.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you? I'm, like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions.

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: #Laughs The new Men's Thesaurus - on sale now at your local book stores!:"I'M GOING FISHING"Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid,and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."IT'S A GUY THING"Mea

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: #Laughs What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed out.

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: #Laughs A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"She replied, "Im having a baby."With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

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: #Laughs Waiter, I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup. Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?

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: #Laughs Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.If you have to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that

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: #Laughs A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on.

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: #Laughs A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party.

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: #Laughs Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend - "Hey, why don't you try this ball." He draws a green golf ball out of his bag."Use this one - You can't lose it!"His friend repl

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: #Laughs Customer: "Hi, I'm supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you.

: #Laughs Q: What's one thing everybody sees in a blonde? A: A dick.

: #Laughs A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession, asks an older priest what he should give a cocksucker."Oh," says the older priest, "give the altar boy a dollar or so, if you feel like it.

: #Laughs What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples? "Don't tell the farmer.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Godzilla Barbie ...six foot tall lizard with Barbie head

: #Laughs Why do teachers use a bamboo cane? Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

: #Laughs A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in oral sex.

: #Laughs Why is food better than men? Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

: #Laughs OPERATOR, WE'VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate Regulated Industries Committee, which oversees such monopolies as the phone company, after his wife charged in a divorce proceeding that McKay had bee

: #Laughs Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane.

: #Laughs Why is a dog so warm in Summer? He wears a coat and pants.

: #Laughs Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you? I'm, like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions.

: #Laughs The new Men's Thesaurus - on sale now at your local book stores!:"I'M GOING FISHING"Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid,and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."IT'S A GUY THING"Mea

: #Laughs What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed out.

: #Laughs A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"She replied, "Im having a baby."With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

: #Laughs Waiter, I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup. Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?

: #Laughs Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.If you have to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that

: #Laughs A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on.

: #Laughs A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party.

: #Laughs Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend - "Hey, why don't you try this ball." He draws a green golf ball out of his bag."Use this one - You can't lose it!"His friend repl

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