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: #Laughs Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.

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: #Laughs OJ Simpson's website address:www dot 'o' dot 'j' dot com backslash backslash backslash escape.

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: #Laughs Two, old drunks in a bar.

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: #Laughs A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see's her husband, and he is carrying flowers.The brunette says to the blonde "now I'm going to half to spread my legs!", and the blonde says "why? don't you have a vase?"

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: #Laughs A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth. Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie!

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: #Laughs How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She's got her tampax behind one ear and she can't find her pen!

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: #Laughs In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the

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: #Laughs A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels' bikers walked in.

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: #Laughs What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!

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: #Laughs Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my two-year old son.

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: #Laughs Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to? Pupil: Nobody I know!

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: #Laughs Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

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: #Laughs Wife to Husband: I'll have you know I've got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, you're wearing it out.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer. Well bring him in so I can cure him. I can't, I need to use him to finish my homework.

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: #Laughs I can't understand why people say my girlfriend's legs look like matchsticks.

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: #Laughs On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won't eat broccoli.What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.What's the difference between the capital of Russia and a calf's mother? One is Moscow, t

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: #Laughs A guy's driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying "Apples - .00 each." He thinks that that is a lot of money so he decides to go see what's up.He goes up to the farmer and says, "Hey, how come these apples are 5 bucks each?" T

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: #Laughs "You know," a guy told his buddies, "I'm a lucky man.I never realized how much my wife loved me until the other day when I had to stay home sick from work.""What did she do?" someone asked."She was so happy to have me home," he said, "that every t

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: #Laughs Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.

: #Laughs OJ Simpson's website address:www dot 'o' dot 'j' dot com backslash backslash backslash escape.

: #Laughs Two, old drunks in a bar.

: #Laughs A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see's her husband, and he is carrying flowers.The brunette says to the blonde "now I'm going to half to spread my legs!", and the blonde says "why? don't you have a vase?"

: #Laughs A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth. Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie!

: #Laughs How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She's got her tampax behind one ear and she can't find her pen!

: #Laughs In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the

: #Laughs A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels' bikers walked in.

: #Laughs What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!

: #Laughs Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my two-year old son.

: #Laughs Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to? Pupil: Nobody I know!

: #Laughs Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

: #Laughs Wife to Husband: I'll have you know I've got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, you're wearing it out.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer. Well bring him in so I can cure him. I can't, I need to use him to finish my homework.

: #Laughs I can't understand why people say my girlfriend's legs look like matchsticks.

: #Laughs On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won't eat broccoli.What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.What's the difference between the capital of Russia and a calf's mother? One is Moscow, t

: #Laughs A guy's driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying "Apples - .00 each." He thinks that that is a lot of money so he decides to go see what's up.He goes up to the farmer and says, "Hey, how come these apples are 5 bucks each?" T

: #Laughs "You know," a guy told his buddies, "I'm a lucky man.I never realized how much my wife loved me until the other day when I had to stay home sick from work.""What did she do?" someone asked."She was so happy to have me home," he said, "that every t

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