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: #Laughs For Chocolate Lovers:If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.The problem: How to get 2 pounds

: #Laughs As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly hired assistant into his office.

: #Laughs My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.

: #Laughs Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so...

: #Laughs A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?" "Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," he replies To this his friend responds, "Strange ambition to have for a career." "Well, he

: #Laughs Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard a loud voice ask him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to, and he was feeling very lonely.Then the loud voice said he was going to giv

: #Laughs Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled and asks her, "Is something bugging you? You look anxious.""Well, my boyfriend just lost all his money and life savings in the stock market," she explained."Oh, that's

: #Laughs Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut itin six or twelve pieces.A: "Six, please.

: #Laughs A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side on a plane.The girl from Oklahoma, being friendly and all said, "So, where y'all from?" The Wisconsin girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition

: #Laughs |A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks.
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