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: #Laughs What's long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?" A: He was studying foreign languages.

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: #Laughs Where can a burger get a great night's sleep? On a bed of lettuce!

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: #Laughs A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away.

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: #Laughs Here's a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?The scientists can't get the mice to butt fuck.

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: #Laughs Q: How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut? A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks.

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: #Laughs A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting over his attentions.They held a meeting to resolve the problem anddecided that each would have his services on adifferent day of the week, with Sundays off for him.

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: #Laughs A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance and he was reviewing her form.

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: #Laughs The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure? Doctor: Yes, that is true. P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure? D: Yes, that is also true. P: So, in average, I live normally.

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: #Laughs What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block.

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: #Laughs Why You Need Insurance by Justin Case

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: #Laughs DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows.

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: #Laughs This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need.

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: #Laughs Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10.

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: #Laughs Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time.

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: #Laughs Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service.

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: #Laughs Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators.

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: #Laughs A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife .

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: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.

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: #Laughs What's long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?" A: He was studying foreign languages.

: #Laughs Where can a burger get a great night's sleep? On a bed of lettuce!

: #Laughs A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away.

: #Laughs Here's a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?The scientists can't get the mice to butt fuck.

: #Laughs Q: How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut? A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks.

: #Laughs A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting over his attentions.They held a meeting to resolve the problem anddecided that each would have his services on adifferent day of the week, with Sundays off for him.

: #Laughs A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance and he was reviewing her form.

: #Laughs The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure? Doctor: Yes, that is true. P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure? D: Yes, that is also true. P: So, in average, I live normally.

: #Laughs What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block.

: #Laughs Why You Need Insurance by Justin Case

: #Laughs DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows.

: #Laughs This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need.

: #Laughs Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10.

: #Laughs Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time.

: #Laughs Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service.

: #Laughs Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators.

: #Laughs A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife .

: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.

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