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: #Laughs Patron: This bread is stale. Waiter: It wasn't last week.

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: #Laughs To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Eliza

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: #Laughs A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld's tallest building, when all of a sudden, the cablesnaps and the elevator starts plummeting to the ground.

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: #Laughs Understanding Your PaycheckGROSS PAY: 22.02INCOME TAX OUTGO TAX STATE TAX INTERSTATE TAX COUNTY TAX 244.40 45.21 61.10 5.89 6.11CITY TAX RURAL TAX BACK TAX FRONT TAX

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: #Laughs Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding? No more blowjobs.

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: #Laughs What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?

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: #Laughs |What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!

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: #Laughs There was this General-in-training, and his superioirs were asking him questions "What happened on June 6, 1944?" "We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!" "What was the turining point of wordl war 2?"

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: #Laughs Why do church bells never send e-mails? They'd rather give each other a ring.

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: #Laughs The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics: 1.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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: #Laughs Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't.Stick his bill up his ass.

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: #Laughs TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their coworkers.

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: #Laughs If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers !

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: #Laughs |Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews.

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: #Laughs Q: What's Clinton's favorite baseball team? A: The Dodgers.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain.

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: #Laughs Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most cows view the new day as an exciting new opportunityto eat grass and point in the same direction as the other cows.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do? Saw the legs off of your bed!

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: #Laughs Patron: This bread is stale. Waiter: It wasn't last week.

: #Laughs To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Eliza

: #Laughs A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld's tallest building, when all of a sudden, the cablesnaps and the elevator starts plummeting to the ground.

: #Laughs Understanding Your PaycheckGROSS PAY: 22.02INCOME TAX OUTGO TAX STATE TAX INTERSTATE TAX COUNTY TAX 244.40 45.21 61.10 5.89 6.11CITY TAX RURAL TAX BACK TAX FRONT TAX

: #Laughs Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding? No more blowjobs.

: #Laughs What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?

: #Laughs |What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!

: #Laughs There was this General-in-training, and his superioirs were asking him questions "What happened on June 6, 1944?" "We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!" "What was the turining point of wordl war 2?"

: #Laughs Why do church bells never send e-mails? They'd rather give each other a ring.

: #Laughs The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics: 1.

: #Laughs Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

: #Laughs Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't.Stick his bill up his ass.

: #Laughs TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their coworkers.

: #Laughs If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers !

: #Laughs |Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews.

: #Laughs Q: What's Clinton's favorite baseball team? A: The Dodgers.

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain.

: #Laughs Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most cows view the new day as an exciting new opportunityto eat grass and point in the same direction as the other cows.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do? Saw the legs off of your bed!

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