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: #Laughs Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

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: #Laughs A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink.

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: #Laughs |In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one of the witnesses, asked him what they had the first place they stopped at.

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: #Laughs Why are diapers like bills? Because you have to change them.

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: #Laughs A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck.

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: #Laughs |The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, sir.

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: #Laughs What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I did not have textual relations with that woman.

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: #Laughs A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late and was frozen solid in a storm.

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: #Laughs Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

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: #Laughs Sam left work after a tiring day.

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: #Laughs What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block.

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: #Laughs As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum.

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: #Laughs Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time.

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: #Laughs What are you going to be when you get out of school? An old man!

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: #Laughs Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ? Son: They're under water Father: What do you mean ? Son: Below "C" level !

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I'm becoming invisible. Yes I can see you're not all there!

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: #Laughs After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,"Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible towomen you are?"The flattered husband said, "No, dear they haven't."The wife yells, "Then what the hec

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: #Laughs What's a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !

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: #Laughs Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see where they would end up.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun, and a prick owns the penis.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

: #Laughs A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink.

: #Laughs |In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one of the witnesses, asked him what they had the first place they stopped at.

: #Laughs Why are diapers like bills? Because you have to change them.

: #Laughs A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck.

: #Laughs |The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, sir.

: #Laughs What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I did not have textual relations with that woman.

: #Laughs A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late and was frozen solid in a storm.

: #Laughs Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

: #Laughs Sam left work after a tiring day.

: #Laughs What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block.

: #Laughs As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum.

: #Laughs Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time.

: #Laughs What are you going to be when you get out of school? An old man!

: #Laughs Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ? Son: They're under water Father: What do you mean ? Son: Below "C" level !

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I'm becoming invisible. Yes I can see you're not all there!

: #Laughs After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,"Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible towomen you are?"The flattered husband said, "No, dear they haven't."The wife yells, "Then what the hec

: #Laughs What's a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !

: #Laughs Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see where they would end up.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun, and a prick owns the penis.

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