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: #Laughs The new hooker had just finished her first trick.

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: #Laughs Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.

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: #Laughs The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of people in the forecourt below.

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: #Laughs The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone call.

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: #Laughs |Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way." My

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: #Laughs The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey camestrutting onto the field.While the players gazed in amazement, the turkeywalked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.Everyone stared in silence as th

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: #Laughs |You know you have been on the computer too long when...When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn

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: #Laughs I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a tiny bird Perch on my window sill.

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: #Laughs Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork.

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: #Laughs |INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1.

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: #Laughs A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel.

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: #Laughs A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue.

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: #Laughs |After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day.

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: #Laughs "Don't worry.

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: #Laughs A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over.

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: #Laughs Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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: #Laughs Q: What's Clinton doing to make Americans happy? A: If you've paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family--you're happy.

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: #Laughs A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen.It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter is pregnant!"The mother

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: #Laughs Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it.

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: #Laughs The new hooker had just finished her first trick.

: #Laughs Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.

: #Laughs The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of people in the forecourt below.

: #Laughs The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone call.

: #Laughs |Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way." My

: #Laughs The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey camestrutting onto the field.While the players gazed in amazement, the turkeywalked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.Everyone stared in silence as th

: #Laughs |You know you have been on the computer too long when...When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn

: #Laughs I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a tiny bird Perch on my window sill.

: #Laughs Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork.

: #Laughs |INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1.

: #Laughs A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel.

: #Laughs A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue.

: #Laughs |After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day.

: #Laughs "Don't worry.

: #Laughs A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over.

: #Laughs Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

: #Laughs Q: What's Clinton doing to make Americans happy? A: If you've paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family--you're happy.

: #Laughs A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen.It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter is pregnant!"The mother

: #Laughs Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it.

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