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: #Laughs An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20' behind her and asked "Can you hear me sweetheart"?.

: #Laughs |While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to go to the bathroom all over the blind man's legs.A passerby commented to the blind man, "What! That dog just went to the bathroom all over your legs, and you are petting him?! Are you crazy?

: #Laughs Tommy O'Connor went to confession and said, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned"....."What have you done Tommy O'Connor" said the Priest.

: #Laughs You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time? Well they both went up to heaven.

: #Laughs The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, sir.

: #Laughs An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various crimes and are taken to the Guillotine.The executioner places the Italian on the block and asks if he has any last words.

: #Laughs |A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and t

: #Laughs During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer."Look, I'll give you 0 if you'll change the wedding vows.

: #Laughs A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to check out the local Whore House.

: #Laughs A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding.

: #Laughs What's with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking -- "Gosh, if we have a party there may not be enough standing room; I'd better carpet the toilet too."What's with this weird hotel custom of leaving a

: #Laughs Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs? Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.

: #Laughs What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough? He ate it quickly, before the others could ask him to share.
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