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: #Laughs Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ? Last Winter she was knocked down by a snow plough

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: #Laughs A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck.

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: #Laughs |So this trumpet player dies.

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: #Laughs A traveller pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room.

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: #Laughs Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp. Father Christmas: That's called 'The Wizard of Ooze'!

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: #Laughs A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone.

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: #Laughs Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

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: #Laughs Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE or a smart blonde...yeah right...1.Who do want to be most like in life:A.Vanna WhiteB.Michelle FieferC.Britney SpearsE.None of the Above2.In a game of Hide-And-Go Seek, do you:A.Run when

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: #Laughs A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. "I was only going 40!" the driver protested. "Not according to my radar," the trooper said. "Yes, I was!" the man shouted back. "No yo

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: #Laughs William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'

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: #Laughs What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch manager.

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: #Laughs An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, "I need my sex drive lowered."The doctor, incredulous, says, "What?? You want your sex drive _lowered_??"To which the old man replies, "It's all in my head; I need it LOWERED!"

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: #Laughs |There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

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: #Laughs Waiter, your tie is in my soup! That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.

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: #Laughs When is a pig an ecologist? When he recycles garbage into ham.

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: #Laughs Why God Doesn't Have a PhD:1.

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: #Laughs Ok guys, own up...which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.Sociable Type Joins pals for a pee whether he wants one or not.Timid Type Cannot pee if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks

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: #Laughs More gay banter...Four men got together at a reunion.

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: #Laughs An Arthur Anderson partner comes back to his office and says to his manager, "Did you get my message where I said, 'Ship the Enron documents to the Feds'?" The manager goes white.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ? Last Winter she was knocked down by a snow plough

: #Laughs A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck.

: #Laughs |So this trumpet player dies.

: #Laughs A traveller pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room.

: #Laughs Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp. Father Christmas: That's called 'The Wizard of Ooze'!

: #Laughs A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone.

: #Laughs Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE or a smart blonde...yeah right...1.Who do want to be most like in life:A.Vanna WhiteB.Michelle FieferC.Britney SpearsE.None of the Above2.In a game of Hide-And-Go Seek, do you:A.Run when

: #Laughs A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. "I was only going 40!" the driver protested. "Not according to my radar," the trooper said. "Yes, I was!" the man shouted back. "No yo

: #Laughs William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'

: #Laughs What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch manager.

: #Laughs An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, "I need my sex drive lowered."The doctor, incredulous, says, "What?? You want your sex drive _lowered_??"To which the old man replies, "It's all in my head; I need it LOWERED!"

: #Laughs |There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

: #Laughs Waiter, your tie is in my soup! That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.

: #Laughs When is a pig an ecologist? When he recycles garbage into ham.

: #Laughs Why God Doesn't Have a PhD:1.

: #Laughs Ok guys, own up...which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.Sociable Type Joins pals for a pee whether he wants one or not.Timid Type Cannot pee if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks

: #Laughs More gay banter...Four men got together at a reunion.

: #Laughs An Arthur Anderson partner comes back to his office and says to his manager, "Did you get my message where I said, 'Ship the Enron documents to the Feds'?" The manager goes white.

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