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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant

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: #Laughs Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr.

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: #Laughs Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.

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: #Laughs A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road.

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: #Laughs A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money.

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: #Laughs How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back.

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: #Laughs In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So to put an end to all the boasting Fred says to them "whip 'emout".Fred pulls a yard stick from under the bar,at the same time a gay guywalks into the bar.Fred ask

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: #Laughs A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The man asked the bartender what the gorilla wasdoing in the bar so the bartender showed him.

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: #Laughs I'm hungry = I'm hungry.I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.I'm tired = I'm tired.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.Can I call you sometime? = I'd

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: #Laughs An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language.He stated how hurricanes at one time were given feminine names and how ships and planes were usually referred to as "she".

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: #Laughs |A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?"The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn't wake up the Sleeping Pills.

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: #Laughs |Top NFL Complaints After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas Cowboy players start shooting back with live ammunition.

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: #Laughs The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while brushing your teethLunch - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers"- those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime butnow cost sixty five cen

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: #Laughs A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.

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: #Laughs How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.

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: #Laughs Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex."It was right down there by that tree.

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: #Laughs |What do mice do when they're at home?Mousework!

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant

: #Laughs Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr.

: #Laughs Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.

: #Laughs A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road.

: #Laughs A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money.

: #Laughs How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back.

: #Laughs In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So to put an end to all the boasting Fred says to them "whip 'emout".Fred pulls a yard stick from under the bar,at the same time a gay guywalks into the bar.Fred ask

: #Laughs A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The man asked the bartender what the gorilla wasdoing in the bar so the bartender showed him.

: #Laughs I'm hungry = I'm hungry.I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.I'm tired = I'm tired.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.Can I call you sometime? = I'd

: #Laughs An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language.He stated how hurricanes at one time were given feminine names and how ships and planes were usually referred to as "she".

: #Laughs |A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?"The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

: #Laughs Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn't wake up the Sleeping Pills.

: #Laughs |Top NFL Complaints After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas Cowboy players start shooting back with live ammunition.

: #Laughs The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while brushing your teethLunch - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers"- those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime butnow cost sixty five cen

: #Laughs A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.

: #Laughs How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.

: #Laughs Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex."It was right down there by that tree.

: #Laughs |What do mice do when they're at home?Mousework!

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