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: #Laughs Sung to the tune of "Day-O" (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O...oh Day-O,Air force come and they flatten your homeRun Mr Taliban, we know where you're hiding,Air force come and they flatten your homeHey USA, USA, USA...Air force come and they flatten yo

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: #Laughs An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets.

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: #Laughs An old farmer went to town to see a movie.

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: #Laughs Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can't pass the bar!

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: #Laughs |Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him over.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hippie Barbie ...complete with simulated controlled substances and paraphernalia

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: #Laughs How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? Send him to polytechnic !

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: #Laughs Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!

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: #Laughs Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !

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: #Laughs Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my secretary to lunch in gratitude for an outstanding job on a very difficult project.

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: #Laughs |A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.

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: #Laughs |Mrs.

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: #Laughs 3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest.

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: #Laughs A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a great time except for the wife who sat off in a corner with a tear in her eye.

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: #Laughs YESTERDAY---------------Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I believe in yesterday.Suddenly,There's not half the files there used to be,And there's a milestonehanging over meThe system crashed so sudd

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: #Laughs |Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A: One is far more painful to your ears.Q: What's the name of a good English horn player?A: I'll tell you when I meet one.Q: How many English horn players does it t

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: #Laughs A minister was asked by a politician,"Name something the government can do to help the church."The minister replied, "Quit making one dollar bills."

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: #Laughs The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?" "Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a

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: #Laughs A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a Barbie.

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: #Laughs Sung to the tune of "Day-O" (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O...oh Day-O,Air force come and they flatten your homeRun Mr Taliban, we know where you're hiding,Air force come and they flatten your homeHey USA, USA, USA...Air force come and they flatten yo

: #Laughs An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets.

: #Laughs An old farmer went to town to see a movie.

: #Laughs Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can't pass the bar!

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs |Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him over.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hippie Barbie ...complete with simulated controlled substances and paraphernalia

: #Laughs How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? Send him to polytechnic !

: #Laughs Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!

: #Laughs Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !

: #Laughs Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my secretary to lunch in gratitude for an outstanding job on a very difficult project.

: #Laughs |A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.

: #Laughs |Mrs.

: #Laughs 3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest.

: #Laughs A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a great time except for the wife who sat off in a corner with a tear in her eye.

: #Laughs YESTERDAY---------------Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I believe in yesterday.Suddenly,There's not half the files there used to be,And there's a milestonehanging over meThe system crashed so sudd

: #Laughs |Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A: One is far more painful to your ears.Q: What's the name of a good English horn player?A: I'll tell you when I meet one.Q: How many English horn players does it t

: #Laughs A minister was asked by a politician,"Name something the government can do to help the church."The minister replied, "Quit making one dollar bills."

: #Laughs The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?" "Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a

: #Laughs A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a Barbie.

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