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: #Laughs A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in uptown New York.The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that he asked her to marry

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: #Laughs A young couple got married and they've never made love before.

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: #Laughs |DOS Beer -- Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

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: #Laughs What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!

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: #Laughs Your Momma's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

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: #Laughs |A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turns to the second drunk, and asks the same question.

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: #Laughs |In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then.

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: #Laughs |A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.

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: #Laughs What kind of typewriters do vampires like? Blood type-writers.

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: #Laughs Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this world?Because they already have boyfriends!

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: #Laughs With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants to celebrate the occasion.

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: #Laughs |Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?The Codfather!What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?He got lockjaw!Where do fish wash?In a river basi

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: #Laughs If a tree falls in the forest, and there's noone there to hear it, does it make a sound?Not if it lands on a bunch of pillows.

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: #Laughs A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight.

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: #Laughs In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President Clinton?" 86% replied, "Not again"

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: #Laughs Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom about to give his wife some.

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: #Laughs A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp.

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: #Laughs When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.

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: #Laughs A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in uptown New York.The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that he asked her to marry

: #Laughs A young couple got married and they've never made love before.

: #Laughs |DOS Beer -- Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

: #Laughs What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!

: #Laughs Your Momma's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

: #Laughs |A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turns to the second drunk, and asks the same question.

: #Laughs |In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then.

: #Laughs |A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.

: #Laughs What kind of typewriters do vampires like? Blood type-writers.

: #Laughs Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this world?Because they already have boyfriends!

: #Laughs With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants to celebrate the occasion.

: #Laughs |Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?The Codfather!What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?He got lockjaw!Where do fish wash?In a river basi

: #Laughs If a tree falls in the forest, and there's noone there to hear it, does it make a sound?Not if it lands on a bunch of pillows.

: #Laughs A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight.

: #Laughs In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President Clinton?" 86% replied, "Not again"

: #Laughs Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom about to give his wife some.

: #Laughs A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp.

: #Laughs When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.

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