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: #Laughs Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of AllahProtestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?!Hinduism: This shit happe

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: #Laughs Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair? A: She wanted to rock and roll

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: #Laughs Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain surgeon for lawyers.Proctologist: the rare profession in which the M.D.

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: #Laughs New scientific theoriesGRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on itsfeet; and when toast is dropped, it ALWAYS lands with the butteredside facing down.

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: #Laughs A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He enters a whorehouse and approaches the madam."Madam, I would like to have a girl for the afternoon." says the little boy."Sonny, I think you're a little young for that." replies th

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: #Laughs Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures.

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: #Laughs A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She goes into his bedroom and tells him to get up or he will miss breakfast."No," the son replies.

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: #Laughs Why did the bird join he air force? He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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: #Laughs A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a drink."The bartender can't believe his eyes and says, "Oh my Gosh, I can't believe this, you're a talking grasshopper!""Do you know we have drink named after you?"The Grasshopper repli

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: #Laughs Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.

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: #Laughs A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a vacuum and someone called out her name, would she hear it?She thought and answered.."is it on or off?"

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: #Laughs A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down.

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: #Laughs Who held the baby octopus to ransom ? Squidnappers !

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: #Laughs What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves!

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: #Laughs What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out once a week!

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: #Laughs A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named "Clint", and bring him back to their camp to meet the chief.

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: #Laughs Why is your face all scratched ? My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

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: #Laughs What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of AllahProtestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?!Hinduism: This shit happe

: #Laughs Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair? A: She wanted to rock and roll

: #Laughs Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain surgeon for lawyers.Proctologist: the rare profession in which the M.D.

: #Laughs New scientific theoriesGRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on itsfeet; and when toast is dropped, it ALWAYS lands with the butteredside facing down.

: #Laughs A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He enters a whorehouse and approaches the madam."Madam, I would like to have a girl for the afternoon." says the little boy."Sonny, I think you're a little young for that." replies th

: #Laughs Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures.

: #Laughs A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She goes into his bedroom and tells him to get up or he will miss breakfast."No," the son replies.

: #Laughs Why did the bird join he air force? He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

: #Laughs A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a drink."The bartender can't believe his eyes and says, "Oh my Gosh, I can't believe this, you're a talking grasshopper!""Do you know we have drink named after you?"The Grasshopper repli

: #Laughs Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.

: #Laughs A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a vacuum and someone called out her name, would she hear it?She thought and answered.."is it on or off?"

: #Laughs A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down.

: #Laughs Who held the baby octopus to ransom ? Squidnappers !

: #Laughs What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves!

: #Laughs What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out once a week!

: #Laughs A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named "Clint", and bring him back to their camp to meet the chief.

: #Laughs Why is your face all scratched ? My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

: #Laughs What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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