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: #Laughs On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father to ask him about his upcoming performance."Dad," says the son, "what do I do tonight? I'm very nervous.""Don't worry," comforts the father.
: #Laughs Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.
: #Laughs Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the older one) and Andrew that they were going to go upstairs for a bit(to do their little freaky thing).One day Scott got curious to what they were doing up there, so the nex
: #Laughs Rules To Live By...Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
: #Laughs My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!..................So I Fucked her 3 times and then hit her with a baseball bat.
: #Laughs Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice.
: #Laughs I never actually grapsed the whole "Trick or treat" ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable children or receiving a bag of flaming animal excrement on your doorstep-is this a choice?-Jerry Seinfeld
: #Laughs Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and adozen donuts.
: #Laughs In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car.
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