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: #Laughs Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around the corner.The minister says, "My, Farmer Petrovich, you're certainly giving thatsheep a beating.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Murfreesboro muddlebrain whose father told him about the birds and the bees? The next day, the Tennessean was stung by a bee and thought he was pregnant.

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: #Laughs How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !

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: #Laughs Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth!

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: #Laughs A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that.

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: #Laughs What has four wheels and flies ? A rubbish bin !

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: #Laughs |A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.

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: #Laughs |All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All EmployeesFrom: HeadquartersSubject: Business Travel Policy GuidelinesDate: June 16, 2000Due to fiscal constraints, the following corporate policies are

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: #Laughs If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is bald at the back, he is sexy.If he is bald from front to back - he thinks he is sexy.

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: #Laughs An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, "What's your problem, Soldier?""Chronic syphilis, Sir.""What treatment are you getting?""Five minutes with the wire brush each day.""What's your ambition?""To get back to the

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: #Laughs Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist.

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: #Laughs So you don't know Jack Schitt He's the only son of Awh Schitt and Oh Schitt.

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: #Laughs A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.

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: #Laughs So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman "have you seen my brother?"...

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: #Laughs The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words.Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.I thought my window wa

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cathy ! Cathyl who ? Cathy free.

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: #Laughs A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which he loved and doted on.

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: #Laughs 'Mum, there's a man at the door collecting for the Old Folk's Home.

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: #Laughs Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around the corner.The minister says, "My, Farmer Petrovich, you're certainly giving thatsheep a beating.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Murfreesboro muddlebrain whose father told him about the birds and the bees? The next day, the Tennessean was stung by a bee and thought he was pregnant.

: #Laughs How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !

: #Laughs Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth!

: #Laughs A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that.

: #Laughs What has four wheels and flies ? A rubbish bin !

: #Laughs |A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.

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: #Laughs |All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All EmployeesFrom: HeadquartersSubject: Business Travel Policy GuidelinesDate: June 16, 2000Due to fiscal constraints, the following corporate policies are

: #Laughs If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is bald at the back, he is sexy.If he is bald from front to back - he thinks he is sexy.

: #Laughs An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, "What's your problem, Soldier?""Chronic syphilis, Sir.""What treatment are you getting?""Five minutes with the wire brush each day.""What's your ambition?""To get back to the

: #Laughs Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist.

: #Laughs So you don't know Jack Schitt He's the only son of Awh Schitt and Oh Schitt.

: #Laughs A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.

: #Laughs So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman "have you seen my brother?"...

: #Laughs The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words.Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.I thought my window wa

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cathy ! Cathyl who ? Cathy free.

: #Laughs A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which he loved and doted on.

: #Laughs 'Mum, there's a man at the door collecting for the Old Folk's Home.

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