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: #Laughs Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it.

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: #Laughs A couple's having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables away, watches as the guy slides all the way down his chair and out of sight.

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: #Laughs An honest weatherman says, "Today's forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I'm wrong."

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: #Laughs Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them.

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: #Laughs A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change."I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you," he announced.

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: #Laughs NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!

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: #Laughs I have got a drinking problem....

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: #Laughs Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a beach.

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: #Laughs |Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!

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: #Laughs Finally, something other than smiley faces....Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts()()Big nipple breasts(@)(@)A cupso oD cups{ O }{ O }Wonder bra breasts(oYo)Cold breasts( ^ )( ^ )Lopsided breasts(o)(O)Pierced Breast

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: #Laughs Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a pole for dear life - not breathing, not moving, not twitching a muscle - just standing there, frozen.The pharmacist, seeing this strange sight in front of his shop, goes up to his

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: #Laughs A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping and picked up a pair of crotchless panties.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cuba ! Cuba who ? Cuba wood !

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: #Laughs What is the definition of 'making love'? Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marsha Clark Barbie ...with a bad haircut and a bad attitude

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: #Laughs Why can't dogs use computers?Because you can't stick your head out of Windows XP

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: #Laughs What is a runner's favourite subject in school? Jog-raphy!

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: #Laughs What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !

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: #Laughs What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide and Seek champion of 1992.

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: #Laughs Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

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: #Laughs Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it.

: #Laughs A couple's having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables away, watches as the guy slides all the way down his chair and out of sight.

: #Laughs An honest weatherman says, "Today's forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I'm wrong."

: #Laughs Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them.

: #Laughs A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change."I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you," he announced.

: #Laughs NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!

: #Laughs I have got a drinking problem....

: #Laughs Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a beach.

: #Laughs |Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!

: #Laughs Finally, something other than smiley faces....Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts()()Big nipple breasts(@)(@)A cupso oD cups{ O }{ O }Wonder bra breasts(oYo)Cold breasts( ^ )( ^ )Lopsided breasts(o)(O)Pierced Breast

: #Laughs Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a pole for dear life - not breathing, not moving, not twitching a muscle - just standing there, frozen.The pharmacist, seeing this strange sight in front of his shop, goes up to his

: #Laughs A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping and picked up a pair of crotchless panties.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cuba ! Cuba who ? Cuba wood !

: #Laughs What is the definition of 'making love'? Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marsha Clark Barbie ...with a bad haircut and a bad attitude

: #Laughs Why can't dogs use computers?Because you can't stick your head out of Windows XP

: #Laughs What is a runner's favourite subject in school? Jog-raphy!

: #Laughs What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !

: #Laughs What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide and Seek champion of 1992.

: #Laughs Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

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