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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ? A computer with a lot of bites !

: #Laughs A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to a marriage counselor.

: #Laughs Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in the refridgorator and there's lipstick all over the pickles.

: #Laughs A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks, he suggested that they might have another try at marriage.

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: #Laughs An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when all of asudden the woman bursts out of thebathroom, flings open her robe and yells:"Super Pussy!"The old man says: "I'll have the soup."

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man? A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

: #Laughs A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 11-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.The man thought, "Great...he's 11 and now I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees.

: #Laughs A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession: "Today I enjoyed the pleasures of the flesh.
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