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: #Laughs Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were all attended to by .

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: #Laughs A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps saying, "88, 88, 88..."The blond calls to her as the cars and trucks wizz past."What are you doing?""I'm counting cars,"comes the rely.

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: #Laughs How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !

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: #Laughs 486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford.

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: #Laughs How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight? Delighted.

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: #Laughs Can you spell a composition with two letters? SA (essay).

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: #Laughs Two friends who lived in the town were chatting.

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: #Laughs A man enters a barber shop for a shave.

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: #Laughs When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, 'Well done'!

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: #Laughs What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet? "Behave or Frankenswine will get you."

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: #Laughs Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two.

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: #Laughs 3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the police man walks up 2 saint peter and says "I have put criminals away and stopped many crimes like murder, can I getinto heaven?"Saint Peter: "um sorry we're sorta having a part

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: #Laughs What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ? Your spinning me a yarn here !

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: #Laughs The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite."Do you have reservations?" asked the desk clerk."Only one, " replied the groom, "she won't take it up the ass."

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: #Laughs You're so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!

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: #Laughs What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one.

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: #Laughs What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower? A bat mat.

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: #Laughs What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough? He ate it quickly, before the others could ask him to share.

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: #Laughs What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples? "Don't tell the farmer.

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: #Laughs How does a baby ghost cry? "Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"

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: #Laughs Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were all attended to by .

: #Laughs A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps saying, "88, 88, 88..."The blond calls to her as the cars and trucks wizz past."What are you doing?""I'm counting cars,"comes the rely.

: #Laughs How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !

: #Laughs 486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford.

: #Laughs How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight? Delighted.

: #Laughs Can you spell a composition with two letters? SA (essay).

: #Laughs Two friends who lived in the town were chatting.

: #Laughs A man enters a barber shop for a shave.

: #Laughs When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, 'Well done'!

: #Laughs What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet? "Behave or Frankenswine will get you."

: #Laughs Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two.

: #Laughs 3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the police man walks up 2 saint peter and says "I have put criminals away and stopped many crimes like murder, can I getinto heaven?"Saint Peter: "um sorry we're sorta having a part

: #Laughs What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ? Your spinning me a yarn here !

: #Laughs The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite."Do you have reservations?" asked the desk clerk."Only one, " replied the groom, "she won't take it up the ass."

: #Laughs You're so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!

: #Laughs What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one.

: #Laughs What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower? A bat mat.

: #Laughs What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough? He ate it quickly, before the others could ask him to share.

: #Laughs What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples? "Don't tell the farmer.

: #Laughs How does a baby ghost cry? "Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"

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