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: #Laughs How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back.

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: #Laughs What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet? "Behave or Frankenswine will get you."

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: #Laughs One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when they saw a well-dressed and attractive looking woman walking ahead of them.

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: #Laughs Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers? New Jersey had first choice.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?... A month later he was picking his teeth

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: #Laughs Are shellfish warm? No they're clammy!

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: #Laughs A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.The grocer walked over, and trying to be friendly,asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do."Nope, no laundry," the boy said,

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: #Laughs Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda of the old folks home rocking back and forth in their rocking chairs.

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: #Laughs What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping? Lazy bones.

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: #Laughs |Saddam Hussein's stockpile is deadly.

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: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.

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: #Laughs What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?We B Toyz N' Shit

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: #Laughs How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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: #Laughs The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie We know where you live.

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: #Laughs A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces.

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: #Laughs Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country sp

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: #Laughs What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !

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: #Laughs You've all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an electric eel That's shocking!

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: #Laughs Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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: #Laughs How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back.

: #Laughs What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet? "Behave or Frankenswine will get you."

: #Laughs One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when they saw a well-dressed and attractive looking woman walking ahead of them.

: #Laughs Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers? New Jersey had first choice.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?... A month later he was picking his teeth

: #Laughs Are shellfish warm? No they're clammy!

: #Laughs A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.The grocer walked over, and trying to be friendly,asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do."Nope, no laundry," the boy said,

: #Laughs Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda of the old folks home rocking back and forth in their rocking chairs.

: #Laughs What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping? Lazy bones.

: #Laughs |Saddam Hussein's stockpile is deadly.

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.

: #Laughs What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?We B Toyz N' Shit

: #Laughs How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

: #Laughs The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie We know where you live.

: #Laughs A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces.

: #Laughs Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country sp

: #Laughs What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !

: #Laughs You've all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an electric eel That's shocking!

: #Laughs Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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