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: #Laughs Motorist: Does a deer have a horn? Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns. Motorist: Then it must have been a car that ran over my uncle.

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: #Laughs Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?

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: #Laughs |John was driving when a policeman pulled him over.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cigarette ! Cigarette who ? Cigarette life if you don't weaken !

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: #Laughs A man complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman ...then ...

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: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

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: #Laughs Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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: #Laughs Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin the front seat escaped unharmed, but the two in the back bed drowned -they couldn't get the tailgate open!

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: #Laughs Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball!

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: #Laughs |Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1) = 1^ = -1Also one can disprove the axiom that things equal to the same thing are equal to each other.1 = sqrt(1)-1 = sqrt(1)Therefore 1 = -1As an alternative method for solvin

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: #Laughs What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ? Whale of fortune !

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: #Laughs An irate woman burst into the baker's shop and said, "I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning but when I weighed them there was only one pound.

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: #Laughs |Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty.

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: #Laughs |Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp.After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you."The first said, "I wish I were smarter."So, she became a

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: #Laughs Build Vocabulary.

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: #Laughs What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me

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: #Laughs Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park.

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: #Laughs |The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom.At a trial, an attorney was putting witnesses through an exacting cross-examination, and was taking great delight into forcing witnesses to admit that they

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: #Laughs Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference.

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: #Laughs What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? "Are you my mother?"

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: #Laughs Motorist: Does a deer have a horn? Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns. Motorist: Then it must have been a car that ran over my uncle.

: #Laughs Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?

: #Laughs |John was driving when a policeman pulled him over.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cigarette ! Cigarette who ? Cigarette life if you don't weaken !

: #Laughs A man complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman ...then ...

: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

: #Laughs Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

: #Laughs Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin the front seat escaped unharmed, but the two in the back bed drowned -they couldn't get the tailgate open!

: #Laughs Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball!

: #Laughs |Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1) = 1^ = -1Also one can disprove the axiom that things equal to the same thing are equal to each other.1 = sqrt(1)-1 = sqrt(1)Therefore 1 = -1As an alternative method for solvin

: #Laughs What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ? Whale of fortune !

: #Laughs An irate woman burst into the baker's shop and said, "I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning but when I weighed them there was only one pound.

: #Laughs |Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty.

: #Laughs |Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp.After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you."The first said, "I wish I were smarter."So, she became a

: #Laughs Build Vocabulary.

: #Laughs What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me

: #Laughs Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park.

: #Laughs |The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom.At a trial, an attorney was putting witnesses through an exacting cross-examination, and was taking great delight into forcing witnesses to admit that they

: #Laughs Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference.

: #Laughs What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? "Are you my mother?"

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