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: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?A: Cockerpoodledoo!Q: What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?A: A shaggy dogs tale!Q: Why do dogs run in circles?A: Because its hard to run in squares

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: #Laughs What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion? A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

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: #Laughs A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: "Something has just come up.

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: #Laughs Nate: "Hey, what's the weather like out there?" Kate: "I don't know.

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: #Laughs |A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph.

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: #Laughs Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

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: #Laughs Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.

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: #Laughs Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny. Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!

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: #Laughs Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys arse?A: There is a great musician in you.

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: #Laughs Pest-by-Modem Here's how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms.

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: #Laughs If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching band, what's his other favorite instrument to play? A trombone.

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: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe sex? A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.

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: #Laughs Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup sir!

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: #Laughs When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ? When your bald !

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: #Laughs Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers!

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: #Laughs Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle. Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle.

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: #Laughs What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I'll get you next slime!

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: #Laughs A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other.

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: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?A: Cockerpoodledoo!Q: What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?A: A shaggy dogs tale!Q: Why do dogs run in circles?A: Because its hard to run in squares

: #Laughs What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion? A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

: #Laughs A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: "Something has just come up.

: #Laughs Nate: "Hey, what's the weather like out there?" Kate: "I don't know.

: #Laughs |A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph.

: #Laughs Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

: #Laughs Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.

: #Laughs Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny. Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!

: #Laughs Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys arse?A: There is a great musician in you.

: #Laughs Pest-by-Modem Here's how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms.

: #Laughs If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching band, what's his other favorite instrument to play? A trombone.

: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe sex? A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.

: #Laughs Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup sir!

: #Laughs When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ? When your bald !

: #Laughs Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers!

: #Laughs Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle. Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle.

: #Laughs What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I'll get you next slime!

: #Laughs A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other.

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