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: #Laughs Kids: "Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?" Mother: "I am sorry kids but you know Johnny has leprosy," Kids: "Well, then can we come in and watch him rot?"

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: #Laughs |In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an expression using a number, add or subtract one, and create a new definition: The Year 2001 Problem: How to find jobs for all those programmers hired to solve the Year 2000

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: #Laughs Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? .

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: #Laughs Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids.

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: #Laughs Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, "Ray, may I borrow your axe?" "Not today," Ray replied, "I have to make soup.""What kind of excuse it that?!" demanded Joe.

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: #Laughs "Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase.

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: #Laughs There's a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,"..." Then a blonde pulls up, gets out of her car, and says, "What are you doing?" The brunette replies, "Just counting." The blonde says, "May I join you?" "Yes," replies the brunett

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: #Laughs How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

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: #Laughs A motorway walks into a pub one day.

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: #Laughs Top Ten Changes to the new Star Wars update#10 Tie fighters replaced with black UN helicopters lead by Buotros Buotros Vader.#9 Sand People replaced by Michigan Militia members (and still walk single file to hide their numbers).#8 Kahn turns out t

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: #Laughs What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull speed ahead and fuck the icebergs!-- Captain of the TitanicThat's not a fucking real gunJohn LennonThe fucking throttle's stuckDonald CampbellWho's go

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: #Laughs A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease.

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: #Laughs Which day of the week do ghosts like best? Moandays.

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: #Laughs A man who isn't qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job selling suits.

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: #Laughs A little girl asks her father, "where do little girls come from?" The father says, "they come from a hard-on." The little girl then asks her father, "where does a hard-on come from?" The father says, "little girls!"

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: #Laughs What do you call a pig with three eyes? ...A piiig

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: #Laughs One day a boy asks his dad,"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" Dad thought for a minute and said, "Come with me."He took his son to his mother's bedroom, where shewas sleeping nude.

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: #Laughs What do ghosts watch if they want to relax? Skelly-vision!

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: #Laughs After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire trucks surrounding the smoldering remains of his house.

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: #Laughs Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

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: #Laughs Kids: "Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?" Mother: "I am sorry kids but you know Johnny has leprosy," Kids: "Well, then can we come in and watch him rot?"

: #Laughs |In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an expression using a number, add or subtract one, and create a new definition: The Year 2001 Problem: How to find jobs for all those programmers hired to solve the Year 2000

: #Laughs Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? .

: #Laughs Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids.

: #Laughs Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, "Ray, may I borrow your axe?" "Not today," Ray replied, "I have to make soup.""What kind of excuse it that?!" demanded Joe.

: #Laughs "Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase.

: #Laughs There's a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,"..." Then a blonde pulls up, gets out of her car, and says, "What are you doing?" The brunette replies, "Just counting." The blonde says, "May I join you?" "Yes," replies the brunett

: #Laughs How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

: #Laughs A motorway walks into a pub one day.

: #Laughs Top Ten Changes to the new Star Wars update#10 Tie fighters replaced with black UN helicopters lead by Buotros Buotros Vader.#9 Sand People replaced by Michigan Militia members (and still walk single file to hide their numbers).#8 Kahn turns out t

: #Laughs What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull speed ahead and fuck the icebergs!-- Captain of the TitanicThat's not a fucking real gunJohn LennonThe fucking throttle's stuckDonald CampbellWho's go

: #Laughs A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease.

: #Laughs Which day of the week do ghosts like best? Moandays.

: #Laughs A man who isn't qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job selling suits.

: #Laughs A little girl asks her father, "where do little girls come from?" The father says, "they come from a hard-on." The little girl then asks her father, "where does a hard-on come from?" The father says, "little girls!"

: #Laughs What do you call a pig with three eyes? ...A piiig

: #Laughs One day a boy asks his dad,"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" Dad thought for a minute and said, "Come with me."He took his son to his mother's bedroom, where shewas sleeping nude.

: #Laughs What do ghosts watch if they want to relax? Skelly-vision!

: #Laughs After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire trucks surrounding the smoldering remains of his house.

: #Laughs Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

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