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: #Laughs December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December.

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: #Laughs |A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.The next day she returns to the store and asks the

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: #Laughs Online computer users often engage in cyber sex.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation in Washington, DC on the problems with Black-Scholes model of option pricing and was expecting no more than a dozen of government officials attending.To his am

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: #Laughs Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes.

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: #Laughs Son: Where are the Himalayas? Father: If you'd put things away, you'd know where to find them.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Baton Rouge bride who cancelled the wedding when she heard her friends were planning to give her a shower?

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: #Laughs Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't you learn anything in history class?

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: #Laughs An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?" Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first." Doctor: "You have cancer, I estima

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: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

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: #Laughs A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorillas cage, when one woman makes agesture that the gorilla interprets as aninvitation.

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: #Laughs Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.He returned

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River? He committed sewercide.

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: #Laughs Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?

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: #Laughs Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings fell out.

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: #Laughs Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cotton ! Cotton who ? Cotton a trap !

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: #Laughs Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel.

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: #Laughs Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: "Re-elect President Gore in 2000"

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: #Laughs Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.

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: #Laughs December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December.

: #Laughs |A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.The next day she returns to the store and asks the

: #Laughs Online computer users often engage in cyber sex.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation in Washington, DC on the problems with Black-Scholes model of option pricing and was expecting no more than a dozen of government officials attending.To his am

: #Laughs Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes.

: #Laughs Son: Where are the Himalayas? Father: If you'd put things away, you'd know where to find them.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Baton Rouge bride who cancelled the wedding when she heard her friends were planning to give her a shower?

: #Laughs Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't you learn anything in history class?

: #Laughs An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?" Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first." Doctor: "You have cancer, I estima

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

: #Laughs A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorillas cage, when one woman makes agesture that the gorilla interprets as aninvitation.

: #Laughs Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.He returned

: #Laughs Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River? He committed sewercide.

: #Laughs Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?

: #Laughs Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings fell out.

: #Laughs Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cotton ! Cotton who ? Cotton a trap !

: #Laughs Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel.

: #Laughs Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: "Re-elect President Gore in 2000"

: #Laughs Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.

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