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: #Laughs We hear you are a lady killer.

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: #Laughs Surgeon General C.

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: #Laughs A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog.

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: #Laughs A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.

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: #Laughs The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO F-16 just after nightfallwhile the jet was on a bombing run.

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: #Laughs What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One's composing, the other is decomposing.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Teenage Pregnancy Barbie ...complete with dropout forms.

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: #Laughs Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand.

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: #Laughs What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom as he was masturbating? "look Ma', no hands"

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: #Laughs PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something? Yes - here's a kite!

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: #Laughs A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar oneevening and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drink exceptthat gay guy over there"About fifteen minutes later he gives the same order, "Give everyonea drink except that gay guy o

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: #Laughs - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:45 Shopping 2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs 3:00 Facial,

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: #Laughs There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror.

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: #Laughs The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool. "Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool." "Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the

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: #Laughs A man is in a bar having a drink.

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: #Laughs Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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: #Laughs Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest.

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: #Laughs Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can't stand to watch!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds.

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: #Laughs We hear you are a lady killer.

: #Laughs Surgeon General C.

: #Laughs A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog.

: #Laughs A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.

: #Laughs The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO F-16 just after nightfallwhile the jet was on a bombing run.

: #Laughs What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One's composing, the other is decomposing.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Teenage Pregnancy Barbie ...complete with dropout forms.

: #Laughs Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand.

: #Laughs What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom as he was masturbating? "look Ma', no hands"

: #Laughs PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something? Yes - here's a kite!

: #Laughs A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar oneevening and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drink exceptthat gay guy over there"About fifteen minutes later he gives the same order, "Give everyonea drink except that gay guy o

: #Laughs - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:45 Shopping 2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs 3:00 Facial,

: #Laughs There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror.

: #Laughs The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool. "Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool." "Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the

: #Laughs A man is in a bar having a drink.

: #Laughs Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

: #Laughs Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest.

: #Laughs Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can't stand to watch!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds.

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