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: #Laughs You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find humor in other people's stupidity.You want to slap the next person who says "Must be nice to work 8 to 3:20 and have summers free."You believe chocolate is a food group

: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked

: #Laughs Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.

: #Laughs A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when his pooch lifts his leg and pisses down the side of his nice herringbone tweed trousers.

: #Laughs |Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?A: It eggs-plodes!Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother?A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!Q: Is chicken soup good for your health

: #Laughs Do you want some help using the Internet, son? No thanks, Dad, I can muck it up all by myself.

: #Laughs A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full of beautiful blondes andkegs of beer.

: #Laughs ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You'll be making under an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You'll be making under an hour; we'll be bankrupt in a year.PROFIT-SHARING PLAN:Once it's shared between the higher-ups, there won't be a pr

: #Laughs Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to download a file,and send the mail in a little while.Then gather the news before the dawn,and all the scores from fans long gone.The AC is set to cut back on cool;Lights to b

: #Laughs A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible.
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