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: #Laughs One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday.On the first Friday, the teacher

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: #Laughs What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !

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: #Laughs What kind of dog always needs a shave? A bearded collie!

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: #Laughs A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the desk.

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: #Laughs A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other end of the phone said, "My wee puppy is together with the dog from next door and I can't get them apart."The vet asked her if she tried throwing a bucket of water on them

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: #Laughs Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can see right through him.

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: #Laughs If your watch is broken, why can't you go fishing? Because you don't have the time.

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: #Laughs What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!

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: #Laughs What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.

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: #Laughs One agent stops by another agent's table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!" The second agent says nothing, then starts nodding.

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: #Laughs Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basketball.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart has a mind of its own.

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: #Laughs A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a drink."The bartender can't believe his eyes and says, "Oh my Gosh, I can't believe this, you're a talking grasshopper!""Do you know we have drink named after you?"The Grasshopper repli

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: #Laughs On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm.

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: #Laughs What should you buy if your hair falls out ? A good vacuum cleaner !

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of theirhead?A: All you can eat, under a buck.

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: #Laughs A man calls his wife and says to her, "Honey, I just got the chance of alifetime to go on a week-long fishing trip with my boss.

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: #Laughs Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place to go.

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: #Laughs How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

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: #Laughs There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole.

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: #Laughs One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday.On the first Friday, the teacher

: #Laughs What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !

: #Laughs What kind of dog always needs a shave? A bearded collie!

: #Laughs A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the desk.

: #Laughs A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other end of the phone said, "My wee puppy is together with the dog from next door and I can't get them apart."The vet asked her if she tried throwing a bucket of water on them

: #Laughs Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can see right through him.

: #Laughs If your watch is broken, why can't you go fishing? Because you don't have the time.

: #Laughs What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!

: #Laughs What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.

: #Laughs One agent stops by another agent's table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!" The second agent says nothing, then starts nodding.

: #Laughs Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basketball.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart has a mind of its own.

: #Laughs A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a drink."The bartender can't believe his eyes and says, "Oh my Gosh, I can't believe this, you're a talking grasshopper!""Do you know we have drink named after you?"The Grasshopper repli

: #Laughs On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm.

: #Laughs What should you buy if your hair falls out ? A good vacuum cleaner !

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of theirhead?A: All you can eat, under a buck.

: #Laughs A man calls his wife and says to her, "Honey, I just got the chance of alifetime to go on a week-long fishing trip with my boss.

: #Laughs Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place to go.

: #Laughs How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

: #Laughs There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole.

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