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: #Laughs |A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turns to the second drunk, and asks the same question.

: #Laughs How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done, everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.

: #Laughs What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse.

: #Laughs The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer more for their sportsmen so they crossed a Coho with a Walleye and called it a Kowal.It grew to a nice size and reproduced well but it wouldn't bite.

: #Laughs The Ten Commandments Of Employment If it rings, put it on hold. If it clunks, call the repairman. If it whistles, ignore it. If it's a friend, stop work and chat. If it's the boss, look busy. If it talks, take notes. I

: #Laughs Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery Root Drive Droptrouser, NC 22269Dear John Doe,We regret to inform you that we have rejected your application to model and represe

: #Laughs Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it's better to have loved and lost, than to have loved and won ?

: #Laughs One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday.On the first Friday the teacher ask

: #Laughs What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in a stadium and end up saying JESUS CHRIST!!

: #Laughs How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? "What kind of answer did you have in mind?" Two, one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given budget.
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