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: #Laughs The farmer goes to town one day and happens to run into his old pal the tractor salesman. "How's business?" asks the farmer.

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: #Laughs Mother: How do you like your new teacher ? Son: I don't.

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: #Laughs The new nun goes to her first confession.

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: #Laughs What is a ghost boxer called? A phantomweight.

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: #Laughs A young couple decided to wed.

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: #Laughs A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas casino.

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: #Laughs Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? A: They are both substitute meats.

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: #Laughs A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach. The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."

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: #Laughs Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

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: #Laughs My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, I'll have to beg.

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: #Laughs What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent by Shawn

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: #Laughs Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house phone.

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: #Laughs An Arthur Anderson partner comes back to his office and says to his manager, "Did you get my message where I said, 'Ship the Enron documents to the Feds'?" The manager goes white.

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: #Laughs Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we've managed to save one of them.Patient: Oh, thank you very much.Doctor: Yes, we'll give it to you on your way out.

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: #Laughs There's a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by a lake.

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: #Laughs What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !

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: #Laughs What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom? Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion? A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

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: #Laughs |Recently seen on a card...Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those candles, what about us...Inside: ...

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: #Laughs The farmer goes to town one day and happens to run into his old pal the tractor salesman. "How's business?" asks the farmer.

: #Laughs Mother: How do you like your new teacher ? Son: I don't.

: #Laughs The new nun goes to her first confession.

: #Laughs What is a ghost boxer called? A phantomweight.

: #Laughs A young couple decided to wed.

: #Laughs A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas casino.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? A: They are both substitute meats.

: #Laughs A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach. The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."

: #Laughs Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

: #Laughs My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, I'll have to beg.

: #Laughs What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent by Shawn

: #Laughs Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house phone.

: #Laughs An Arthur Anderson partner comes back to his office and says to his manager, "Did you get my message where I said, 'Ship the Enron documents to the Feds'?" The manager goes white.

: #Laughs Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we've managed to save one of them.Patient: Oh, thank you very much.Doctor: Yes, we'll give it to you on your way out.

: #Laughs There's a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by a lake.

: #Laughs What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !

: #Laughs What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom? Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion? A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

: #Laughs |Recently seen on a card...Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those candles, what about us...Inside: ...

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