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: #Laughs What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing....

: #Laughs An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in the space shewas waiting for.

: #Laughs Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that to be really successful on the Internet you have to workwith UNIX.

: #Laughs How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and tell them to stand in the corner!

: #Laughs The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely.

: #Laughs |Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does a cat make going down the highway?A: Miaooooooooooooooooooow!Q: What do you get if cross a cat with a canary?A: Shredded tweet!Q: Why do tomcats fight?A: Because they like r

: #Laughs A blonde meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic."Everything ok with your car now?""Yes, thank goodness," the blonde replies."Weren't you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?""Yeah, but he didn't.

: #Laughs Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter? Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

: #Laughs The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two masked men burst into thechurch and said "Whoever is not willing to take a bulletfor Jesus better leave now." More than half of thecongregation jumped up and ran

: #Laughs These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taki

: #Laughs Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted to join a church.The pastor says, "We have special requirements for new parishioners.You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."The couples agreed and ca
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