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: #Laughs Exclamations: "Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!" "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit." Threats: "I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outtastyle." "This'll jar your preserves." "Don't you be makin' me open a can o' whoop-ass

: #Laughs Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, "incert Bill"!Sent by Gabriel

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun? A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.

: #Laughs Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." Drum on every available surface.

: #Laughs Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven? Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker you'll get there.

: #Laughs Tower: Mission triple-three, do you have problems? Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass. Tower: Judging the way you are flying, you lost the whole instrument panel..

: #Laughs What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker!

: #Laughs When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend's father, who I believe suspected me of wanting to place my hands on his daughter's chest.

: #Laughs Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.

: #Laughs |THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a policeman's knightstickand a magician's wand?A: A Magician's wand is for cunning stunts.

: #Laughs Q: How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One, but don't expect results.
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