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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order for us to get some dick in the White House, we had to go out and vote.Q: How will history remember Bill Clinton?A: The President after Bush.Q: What's the difference be

: #Laughs The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy."Isn't it rather complicated for a small boy?" she asked the salesclerk."It's designed to adjust the tot to live in today's world, madam," the shop assistant replied...."Any way he tries

: #Laughs |T'was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute knowledge.

: #Laughs A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke. His Mother said, "Sure, sweetie.

: #Laughs How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.

: #Laughs |Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events? Want to be on CNN every night? Tired of hum-drum conventional warfare and messy bio-chemical weapons? Want to watch the citizens of your favorite arcology squirm a

: #Laughs If Thinking Machines made toasters...You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of bread at the same time.

: #Laughs Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure, you said H to O !

: #Laughs |The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and thus will not be meeting until the first time.Their Pre-meeting Statement wanted to make this cl
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