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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear that the Clinton's had Air Force 1 remodeled? A: Now it's got two left wings.

: #Laughs THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in the Midwest, when suddenly a tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away.

: #Laughs |The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children? A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

: #Laughs this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex: wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u.

: #Laughs |Jones: "The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on New Year's Day."Smith: "So I understand, but, then again, the Chinese don't have a Christmas the week before!"

: #Laughs A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmenseated there are furiously masturbating.She yells, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?"One of the Japanese men explain

: #Laughs A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling prescriptions.

: #Laughs Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone might clean them!?

: #Laughs How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb in her ass, AND yer middle-finger in her cunt...Now, if ya can SNAP yer fingers, ya know she's been fucking too much..
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