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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago

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: #Laughs Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!

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: #Laughs Three men are golfing.

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: #Laughs Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months gathering one each of every computer that was built.

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: #Laughs Q: Why does everyone love cats? - A: They're purr-fect!

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: #Laughs What happened to the cold jellyfish ? It set !

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: #Laughs On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher.

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: #Laughs Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and the other appears normal.

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: #Laughs Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

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: #Laughs One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered her eyes with his hands, and said, "I'mgoing to kiss you if you can't tell me who I am in three guesses."She quickly answered, "George Washington! Thomas J

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: #Laughs Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though she sends you mail from Iowa asking why you never write.- You're always having to apologize to your next door neighbor for setting fire to his lawn decorat

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: #Laughs Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf? Because it's too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.

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: #Laughs What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and a dead girl friend.

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: #Laughs What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.

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: #Laughs |A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer.

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: #Laughs A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, andrepeat this procedure for 2 weeks.

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: #Laughs A woman recently lost her husband.

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: #Laughs Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago

: #Laughs Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!

: #Laughs Three men are golfing.

: #Laughs Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months gathering one each of every computer that was built.

: #Laughs Q: Why does everyone love cats? - A: They're purr-fect!

: #Laughs What happened to the cold jellyfish ? It set !

: #Laughs On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher.

: #Laughs Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and the other appears normal.

: #Laughs Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

: #Laughs One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered her eyes with his hands, and said, "I'mgoing to kiss you if you can't tell me who I am in three guesses."She quickly answered, "George Washington! Thomas J

: #Laughs Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though she sends you mail from Iowa asking why you never write.- You're always having to apologize to your next door neighbor for setting fire to his lawn decorat

: #Laughs Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf? Because it's too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.

: #Laughs What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and a dead girl friend.

: #Laughs What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.

: #Laughs Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.

: #Laughs Mr.

: #Laughs |A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer.

: #Laughs A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, andrepeat this procedure for 2 weeks.

: #Laughs A woman recently lost her husband.

: #Laughs Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge

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