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: #Laughs Doctor: You need new glasses Patient: How do you know?, I haven't told you whats wrong with me yet Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!

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: #Laughs What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !

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: #Laughs Why doesn't Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.

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: #Laughs A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class.

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: #Laughs How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

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: #Laughs There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch.

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: #Laughs A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church, and was preaching his first sermon.

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: #Laughs Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they've lost their locks.

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: #Laughs Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday morning.

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: #Laughs Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?A: Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, wou

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: #Laughs Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators.

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: #Laughs Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they're boygers, not girlgers!

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: #Laughs |A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

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: #Laughs Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?

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: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette were talking.

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: #Laughs You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.

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: #Laughs A couple of hunters from Prague are out hunting, and an emormous bear runs up and in a single gulp devours one of the hunters.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors? A: A superior being.

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: #Laughs How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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: #Laughs What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.

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: #Laughs Doctor: You need new glasses Patient: How do you know?, I haven't told you whats wrong with me yet Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!

: #Laughs What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !

: #Laughs Why doesn't Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.

: #Laughs A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class.

: #Laughs How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

: #Laughs There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch.

: #Laughs A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church, and was preaching his first sermon.

: #Laughs Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they've lost their locks.

: #Laughs Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday morning.

: #Laughs Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?A: Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, wou

: #Laughs Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators.

: #Laughs Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they're boygers, not girlgers!

: #Laughs |A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

: #Laughs Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?

: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette were talking.

: #Laughs You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.

: #Laughs A couple of hunters from Prague are out hunting, and an emormous bear runs up and in a single gulp devours one of the hunters.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors? A: A superior being.

: #Laughs How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

: #Laughs What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.

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