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: #Laughs Fingernail Clippers:That's why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green eyeliner now, but what about when you're fifty?Colored Elastics For Braces:As if the braces didn't make your mouth stand out enough.Inflatable Furnit

: #Laughs |What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged me (and I'm sure it has most of you, too) is to sit down to dinner only to be interrupted by a phone call from a telemarketer.

: #Laughs A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

: #Laughs An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."

: #Laughs A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise."You're extinct," he said.

: #Laughs A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit.doctor: Ok, bring her in and I'll try to help.man: Fine, but whatever you do, don't cure her.

: #Laughs A man walks into a palm reader store and asks the reader, "Could you read my palm?" He shows his hand to her, and she says, "But...I can't read your hand." "Why?" the man asks. "I don't understand your handwriting," the woman replies.

: #Laughs Some Words of Wisdom...The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

: #Laughs QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

: #Laughs Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest.

: #Laughs How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

: #Laughs There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so she decided to dye her hair black.So she did, and she was sooooo happy with it that she went to her car and drove around just to show off her new look.

: #Laughs Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito? A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head.
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