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: #Laughs A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued.His attackers then proceeded to go through his pockets.

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: #Laughs Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can enforce totalitarianistic and unconstitutional laws? A: None.

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: #Laughs Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And the third has no body, just a head.They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the pool.The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but

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: #Laughs While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk.

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: #Laughs Two paratrooper recruits in a plane: - Are you crazy, Vasily? You are going to jump without a parachute. - Is it mandatory to wear it? - Sure.

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: #Laughs After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough.

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: #Laughs A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession, asks an older priest what he should give a cocksucker."Oh," says the older priest, "give the altar boy a dollar or so, if you feel like it.

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: #Laughs How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb? It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse....you go between periods and you are expected to come.

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: #Laughs I absolutley hate sex on the television.....I keep falling off!

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: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

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: #Laughs A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about.

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: #Laughs Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on.

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: #Laughs How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb? Fifteen.

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: #Laughs Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level.

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: #Laughs |Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to invest

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: #Laughs Two tourists were driving through Louisiana.

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: #Laughs Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities.The boy began his commentary

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: #Laughs Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper

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: #Laughs |Thoughts and stories from on the jobMy boss came in one morning and caught me hugging my secretary.

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: #Laughs A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued.His attackers then proceeded to go through his pockets.

: #Laughs Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can enforce totalitarianistic and unconstitutional laws? A: None.

: #Laughs Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And the third has no body, just a head.They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the pool.The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but

: #Laughs While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk.

: #Laughs Two paratrooper recruits in a plane: - Are you crazy, Vasily? You are going to jump without a parachute. - Is it mandatory to wear it? - Sure.

: #Laughs After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough.

: #Laughs A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession, asks an older priest what he should give a cocksucker."Oh," says the older priest, "give the altar boy a dollar or so, if you feel like it.

: #Laughs How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb? It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse....you go between periods and you are expected to come.

: #Laughs I absolutley hate sex on the television.....I keep falling off!

: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

: #Laughs A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about.

: #Laughs Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on.

: #Laughs How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb? Fifteen.

: #Laughs Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level.

: #Laughs |Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to invest

: #Laughs Two tourists were driving through Louisiana.

: #Laughs Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities.The boy began his commentary

: #Laughs Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper

: #Laughs |Thoughts and stories from on the jobMy boss came in one morning and caught me hugging my secretary.

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