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: #Laughs A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying to figure outwhat to do.

: #Laughs 3 nurses go into the morgue, and there's a dead man's body lying there, with an erection.The first nurse sees it, and says "I'm gagging for it", gets atop the man and has her way with it.The second nurse says "Aye, so am I, shame to let it go to w

: #Laughs A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American FartsLearning- or better still, thinking up- names for fart types is atraditional early-adolescent ritual.

: #Laughs I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a tiny bird Perch on my window sill.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around andcome home?A: It took her that long to discover that a 14-inch Viking was atelevision.

: #Laughs A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop!

: #Laughs Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think I've got the wrong software installed in my computer." Tech Support: "Why is that, sir?" Customer: "I bought this minitower system from you, and it c

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a laptop computer. You're just run down, let me give you some vitamins. No, thanks.

: #Laughs Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for ten to fifteen minutes.

: #Laughs What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse.

: #Laughs Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured.

: #Laughs Delivering a speech at a banquet on the night of his arrival in a large city, a visiting minister told several anecdotes he expected to repeat at meetings the next day. Because he wanted to use the jokes again, he requested the report
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