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: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.

: #Laughs I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she was sucking on the bedpost.

: #Laughs 'Mum,' yelled Johnny from the kitchen, 'you know that dish you were always worried that I would break ?' 'Yes dear, what about it ?' 'Well your worries are over.'

: #Laughs Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland"Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',I'm happy--althoughMy boss let me go--Happily addicted to the Web.All night long, I sit clicking,Unaware time is ticking,There's beard on m

: #Laughs Two little boys were visiting their grandfather and he took them to a restaurant for lunch.

: #Laughs What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

: #Laughs My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net. What an intelligent animal! Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.

: #Laughs Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested, "Mom, do you realize some poor, dumb beast suffered so you could have that coat?"Her mother glared back at her and said, "Don't talk about your father that way!"

: #Laughs Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!
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