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: #Laughs An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man.

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: #Laughs |OCR - Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them back into computer-readable form, provided they're in the right font, using the correct colors sometimes, at the right point size and pitch, dark enough

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: #Laughs How can you tell which end of a worm is which ? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

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: #Laughs A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive.

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: #Laughs Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good.

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: #Laughs What does a bee say before it stings you ? This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

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: #Laughs Why did the cowboy ride his horse? Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

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: #Laughs After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat.

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: #Laughs A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train.

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: #Laughs Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT

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: #Laughs At what time of day was Adam born? Just before Eve.

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: #Laughs Which of the following doesn't belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because its possible to beat your meat,your eggs or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob

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: #Laughs What part of a football pitch smells nicest? The scenter spot!

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: #Laughs What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian? He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.

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: #Laughs Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

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: #Laughs Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three.

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: #Laughs A young man walks up and sits at the bar.

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: #Laughs Ref:I'm sending you off Player: What for ? Ref: The rest of the match !

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: #Laughs An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man.

: #Laughs |OCR - Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them back into computer-readable form, provided they're in the right font, using the correct colors sometimes, at the right point size and pitch, dark enough

: #Laughs How can you tell which end of a worm is which ? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

: #Laughs A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive.

: #Laughs Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good.

: #Laughs What does a bee say before it stings you ? This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

: #Laughs Why did the cowboy ride his horse? Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

: #Laughs After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat.

: #Laughs A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train.

: #Laughs Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT

: #Laughs At what time of day was Adam born? Just before Eve.

: #Laughs Which of the following doesn't belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because its possible to beat your meat,your eggs or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob

: #Laughs What part of a football pitch smells nicest? The scenter spot!

: #Laughs What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian? He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.

: #Laughs Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

: #Laughs Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three.

: #Laughs A young man walks up and sits at the bar.

: #Laughs Ref:I'm sending you off Player: What for ? Ref: The rest of the match !

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