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: #Laughs Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert. "There's not much room on this page," he said.

: #Laughs Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:Postulate 1: Knowle

: #Laughs How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

: #Laughs The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I lov

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been sighted.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Safari Barbie ...with rifle, pith helmet, and pygmy guide

: #Laughs Policeman: What do you think you're doing parking your car there? Motorist: I thought it was good place.

: #Laughs One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out the rear door of the Vatican and is walkingthrough the back alleys of Rome when he sees a ten-year-oldboy smoking a cigarette.

: #Laughs If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do gynecologists get?Tunnel vision!

: #Laughs Two cab drivers met. "Hey," asked one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?" "Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each

: #Laughs An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert when they suddenly ran out of gas.

: #Laughs Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day? Pupil: The school bus!
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