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: #Laughs Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !sna

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: #Laughs Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

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: #Laughs Marriage is like a bank account.

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: #Laughs A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, its my mother's birthday tomorrow.

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: #Laughs A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He saw 2 men sitting on a porch and said, "I'm moving here from thecity, what do you guys do around here?"The men answered, "Go hunt'n, kill things, 'n screw".He then asked, "W

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: #Laughs The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building.

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: #Laughs Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you'll be fat and useless when you grow up. Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!

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: #Laughs Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe's worried about getting real seasick.

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: #Laughs |Polceman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night."Man: "What's the charge?"Polceman: "Oh, there's no charge.

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: #Laughs Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !

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: #Laughs Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

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: #Laughs A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to the pimp, and asked him what he had.

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: #Laughs Tower: Cannot read you, say again! Pilot: Again!

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: #Laughs First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me.

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: #Laughs What do bees chew ? Bumble gum !

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: #Laughs Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? Because he rode the range.

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: #Laughs What game do reindeer play in their stalls? Stable-tennis!

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: #Laughs What did Arafat say to Clinton?"Sheep don't talk, my friend."

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: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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: #Laughs What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game? Mean-opoly.

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: #Laughs Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !sna

: #Laughs Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

: #Laughs Marriage is like a bank account.

: #Laughs A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, its my mother's birthday tomorrow.

: #Laughs A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He saw 2 men sitting on a porch and said, "I'm moving here from thecity, what do you guys do around here?"The men answered, "Go hunt'n, kill things, 'n screw".He then asked, "W

: #Laughs The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building.

: #Laughs Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you'll be fat and useless when you grow up. Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!

: #Laughs Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe's worried about getting real seasick.

: #Laughs |Polceman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night."Man: "What's the charge?"Polceman: "Oh, there's no charge.

: #Laughs Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !

: #Laughs Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

: #Laughs A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to the pimp, and asked him what he had.

: #Laughs Tower: Cannot read you, say again! Pilot: Again!

: #Laughs First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me.

: #Laughs What do bees chew ? Bumble gum !

: #Laughs Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? Because he rode the range.

: #Laughs What game do reindeer play in their stalls? Stable-tennis!

: #Laughs What did Arafat say to Clinton?"Sheep don't talk, my friend."

: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

: #Laughs What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game? Mean-opoly.

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