Tag: Laughs

: #Laughs What driver doesn't have a license? A screw driver.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment."Mrs Smith, do you think it is right that a seventeen year old boy spendsthree hours every night in your apartment?"Mrs Smith replied.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What's so bad about being a dick? Your closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole, your master covers you in a plastic bag, And every time you get excited you spew.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they can't afford any more pork.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Why did your sister jump out the window ? Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Outraged wife: Couldn't you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband: Yes, but she was out of town!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde say during a porno? A: "There I am!"

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock? Ricky Retardo

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb? Three.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs You're breath's so stinky I don't know whether I should give you a breath mint or toilepaper!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Innkeeper: The room is .

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs George W.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What's the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped zones.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms."Certainly, sir" said the lady behind the counter, "shall I put them on your bill?""NO WAY!" replied Donald Duck, "What do you think I am, a Dickhead?!"

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ? Billy Braggs too much, tell him to stop it !

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What driver doesn't have a license? A screw driver.

: #Laughs A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment."Mrs Smith, do you think it is right that a seventeen year old boy spendsthree hours every night in your apartment?"Mrs Smith replied.

: #Laughs It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton.

: #Laughs What's so bad about being a dick? Your closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole, your master covers you in a plastic bag, And every time you get excited you spew.

: #Laughs Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they can't afford any more pork.

: #Laughs Why did your sister jump out the window ? Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

: #Laughs A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V.

: #Laughs An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years.

: #Laughs Outraged wife: Couldn't you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband: Yes, but she was out of town!

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde say during a porno? A: "There I am!"

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock? Ricky Retardo

: #Laughs Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!

: #Laughs How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb? Three.

: #Laughs You're breath's so stinky I don't know whether I should give you a breath mint or toilepaper!

: #Laughs Innkeeper: The room is .

: #Laughs Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

: #Laughs George W.

: #Laughs What's the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped zones.

: #Laughs Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms."Certainly, sir" said the lady behind the counter, "shall I put them on your bill?""NO WAY!" replied Donald Duck, "What do you think I am, a Dickhead?!"

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ? Billy Braggs too much, tell him to stop it !

Previous Page Next Page

Back to top | Use Dark Theme